Adult 18+ whatsapp joke English

A guy with 25 inch Long penis to God :

I can't live with this long penis..

God : Go to that Lake,
U will find a Female Frog. Ask her to Marry u,
she'll say No & U will Lose 5 inch.

He Went & asked the Frog : will u Marry me?
Frog : No
He Lost 5 inches.
He thought 20 inch is still Long.
So he asked again : will u Marry Me?
Frog : No
He Lost 5 inches More.

He thought 15 inch is Great,
But 10 inches is Ideal
So he asked again : will u Marry me?
Frog : How many Times do I have to tell u?

NO! NO! NO!
Game over
Saaman Gone ????

Flirty Message and Quotes

Her eyes are like the starts in the sky, Her sweetest smile is what makes me high.
Sometimes i wish i could hug her forever,
And till the end of our life, be together, Thank God for making me meet this angel,
who has made my ordinary life so very special. I promise to Love you till the end of my life,
Let me be your Hero princess....