Funny Adult Message

Do you people know why Kurkure ad is done by a girl
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Because a guy can’t say, ” Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai “..:P:P

Adult Funny Message

Girl – tum bohot besharam ho
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Boy – mai to bachpan se aisa hi hun,
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mai to paida b nanga hi hua tha..:P:P

Adult Whatsapp Message

Son: Dad, I want to be like you.
Dad (Feeling Proud): That’s so nice Beta So you want to be a Doctor?
Son: “No Dad !!
I too wanna Sleep with Lovina aunty
She Is So HOT..:P:P

Adult Whatsapp Message

When someone changes their relationship
status to “It’s complicated.”
it always means that they don’t know which hand to use..:P:P

Funny Whatsapp Status Message

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!

Funny Whatsapp Status Message

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Adult Whatsapp Jokes: Free Wife

Sardar 2 hotel Receptionist in the midnight-
I heard,
U are providing Free Wife in the room?
Receptionist:
Sorry Sir,
Its not "Free Wife"
Its "Free Wi-Fi"!

Best Funny Whatsapp Joke/message

Girl – “My Heart Is Only And Only For You My Baby
” Boyfriend – “What About The Other Stuffs?”

Best Funny Whatsapp Jokes

WHATSAPP
Last Seen Killed The
“Sorry , I Fell Asleep”
Excuse …

Funny Whatsapp Jokes

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment. We just sleep together every night.