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boy's letter to his gf:-
Kaash Me
Tumhe Dekhu
Jab Tum

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Girl: Mere Birthday Par
Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena
Boy: Ok..
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.
On The Birthday
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Boy: Your Gift..!
Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya
Hai??
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Boy: Petrol Me Tale Hue
Pyaaj Ke Pakode...!!

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New Girlfriend & Pappu In First Meeting
Girl: What Are You Doing?
Pappu: I Was Doing A Job With Times Of India But
Now I Left.
Girl: Oh My God, But Why?
Pappu: Koun Sala Subha-2 Uthe Or Paper Dalne Jaye

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Boy:I'll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on burning coal for you.
Girl:So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?
Boy: Mad or what? Its' raining now...

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BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:-
kabhi bullet chalai h??
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.
Girl tez krke aage nikalgai.
. .

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Dignity is that thing we flaunt respective intervals….

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All in all you are just another, brick in the wall….

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You are awesome to me….

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Every bad situation has a proof of me….

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Take it Easy, make it easy….

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If you learn from defeat, you haven’t really lost….

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I can accept failure, but I can’t accept not trying….

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life is dreaming us like a fool....
we don't need no education....

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One Man
One Idea
One World

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Kill the love else love will kill u..

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Education with a sense of pride

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Real creativity always violates the rules...

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loneliness is better than a bad company
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Good deeds have better results and a best future.. do it

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Love is blind, Be carefull

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I'm who I'm. Your approval is not needed.

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Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original

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“If BULLSH*T
Was ELECTRICITY
You’d Be A
POWER COMPANY …”

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“You Can’t Be Good Friends Forever Without Insulting Each Other Constantly”

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Life Is Like A Bitch That You Can’t Slap And If You Do You’re Dead

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Love Is Polite When Other Person Is Rude

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I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

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WHATSAPP
Last Seen Killed The
“Sorry , I Fell Asleep”
Excuse …

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U can't control laughing..reading this 1...
An Illiterate sardarni in New York went to a message centre to send a msg to her mom in Punjab.
The phirangi told her it would cost $50.
She exclaimed: I don't have that much money but I will do anything to get a message to my mom in Punjab!
Man: Anything?
Sardarni: Yes!
Man: Follow me.
He went Into the next room & ordered: Come in & close the door.
She did.
Man: Get on Your knees. She did.
Man: Unzip me. She did.
Man:  Take it out- Go ahead.
She took it out & grabbed it with both hands.
The man closed his eyes.
The sardarni brought her lips closer & screamed: Hellooo..
bebe tenu awaj aa ri hai? main polli bol ri aan!

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This message is beyond all relationships......:)
When I'll be dead....., your tears will flow,.. But I won't know... Cry for me now instead !
you will send flowers,.. But I won't see... Send them now instead !
you'll say words of praise,.. But I won't hear.. Praise me now instead !
you'll forget my faults,.. But I won't know... Forget them now, instead !
you'll miss me then,... But I won't feel... Miss me now, instead
you'll wish...  you could have spent more time with me,... Spend it now instead !!
Moral......
''Spend time with every person you love, every one you care for. Make them feel special, for you never know when time will take them away from you forever''