Funny whatsapp status

Girl: Mere Birthday Par
Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena
Boy: Ok..
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On The Birthday
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Boy: Your Gift..!
Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya
Hai??
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Boy: Petrol Me Tale Hue
Pyaaj Ke Pakode...!!