Do you people know why Kurkure ad is done by a girl
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Because a guy can’t say, ” Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai “..:P:P
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Because a guy can’t say, ” Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai “..:P:P
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Adult Funny Message
Girl – tum bohot besharam ho
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Boy – mai to bachpan se aisa hi hun,
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mai to paida b nanga hi hua tha..:P:P
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Boy – mai to bachpan se aisa hi hun,
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mai to paida b nanga hi hua tha..:P:P
Adult Whatsapp Message
Son: Dad, I want to be like you.
Dad (Feeling Proud): That’s so nice Beta So you want to be a Doctor?
Son: “No Dad !!
I too wanna Sleep with Lovina aunty
She Is So HOT..:P:P
Dad (Feeling Proud): That’s so nice Beta So you want to be a Doctor?
Son: “No Dad !!
I too wanna Sleep with Lovina aunty
She Is So HOT..:P:P
Adult Whatsapp Message
When someone changes their relationship
status to “It’s complicated.”
it always means that they don’t know which hand to use..:P:P
status to “It’s complicated.”
it always means that they don’t know which hand to use..:P:P
Funny Whatsapp Status Message
A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
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Competition improves service!
Monopoly is always damaging
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Competition improves service!
Funny Whatsapp Status Message
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Adult Whatsapp Jokes: Free Wife
Sardar 2 hotel Receptionist in the midnight-
I heard,
U are providing Free Wife in the room?
Receptionist:I heard,
U are providing Free Wife in the room?
Sorry Sir,
Its not "Free Wife"
Its "Free Wi-Fi"!
Best Funny Whatsapp Joke/message
Girl – “My Heart Is Only And Only For You My Baby
” Boyfriend – “What About The Other Stuffs?”
” Boyfriend – “What About The Other Stuffs?”
Funny Whatsapp Jokes
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment. We just sleep together every night.
Funny whatsapp status
Girl: Mere Birthday Par
Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena
Boy: Ok..
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On The Birthday
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Boy: Your Gift..!
Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya
Hai??
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Boy: Petrol Me Tale Hue
Pyaaj Ke Pakode...!!
Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena
Boy: Ok..
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On The Birthday
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Boy: Your Gift..!
Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya
Hai??
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Boy: Petrol Me Tale Hue
Pyaaj Ke Pakode...!!
Funny whatsapp message
New Girlfriend & Pappu In First Meeting
Girl: What Are You Doing?
Pappu: I Was Doing A Job With Times Of India But
Now I Left.
Now I Left.
Girl: Oh My God, But Why?
Pappu: Koun Sala Subha-2 Uthe Or Paper Dalne Jaye
Funny whatsapp message
Boy:I'll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on burning coal for you.
Girl:So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?
Boy: Mad or what? Its' raining now...
Funny whatsapp message
BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:-
kabhi bullet chalai h??
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Girl tez krke aage nikalgai.
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kabhi bullet chalai h??
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Girl tez krke aage nikalgai.
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Best cool whatsapp status message
“You Can’t Be Good Friends Forever Without Insulting Each Other Constantly”
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